Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Jammin' Java (down your throat by the gallon)

Apparently, small, medium, large, extra-large and the other normal words weren't good enough for the Palace of Douchiness otherwise known as Starbucks. For years nerds who practiced could accurately pronounce "Grande" and "Venti" and I'm sure they're all set to order a Trenta sized iced coffee.

Over at Fred Flare, they only deal in one size: Big Ass. The World's Largest Coffee Cup can hold 160 ounces of your favorite Joe, and it doesn't have to taste like the pretentious bitter motor oil that our stuck-up friends from Seattle want to sell you for a week's pay.

It'll be available for $46 at later next month.

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